Total Medals Earned: 40 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 740 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
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Medals Earned: 9/18 (190/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 15/30 (90/190 points)
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Step on the trap
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Race the wolf... and lose
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get cut
Go for a swim
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 10/11 (295/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.
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Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal